Posts about Consultifying Nursery Rhymes

Two Phase Weather Based Spider Activity Model

December 27th, 2009

Impsey Wimpsey only as a flowchart. Easy to understand and looks expensive.

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Humpety Dumptey

December 13th, 2009

The Ovioid humanoid sat on the stone build structurally sound support system
The Ovioid humanoid had a great descent from his prior position.
All the monarchs equine servants and male staff gave their utmost to rectify the situation
Yet did not succeed in the correct reassembly of the aforementioned individual.

Little Miss Muffett

December 13th, 2009

Diminutive Mistress Muffett
Supported herself by resting her buttocks on the pouffe
Whilst ingesting her lactic acid bacteria added female bovine mammary gland secreted liquid and by-product of cheese manufacture
An arachnid approached
Situated itself adjacent to Mistress Muffett on the pouffe
And in the process caused such consternation to the diminutive Mistress that she departed the scene with immediate effect.