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Little Miss Muffett

December 13th, 2009

Diminutive Mistress Muffett
Supported herself by resting her buttocks on the pouffe
Whilst ingesting her lactic acid bacteria added female bovine mammary gland secreted liquid and by-product of cheese manufacture
An arachnid approached
Situated itself adjacent to Mistress Muffett on the pouffe
And in the process caused such consternation to the diminutive Mistress that she departed the scene with immediate effect.